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Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “Where did you get that?” A: The pig says, “I won her in a raffle!”

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: “Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!”

Q. Why did the blonde take two hits of acid? A. She wanted to go on a round trip.

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart blonde.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside? A: She grabs a bowl.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn’t they get in? A: The sign said “must be 18 to enter”.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off.

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An Air Bag.

Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A. All you can eat under a buck.

Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.

Q. What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A. Gee, are you sure it’s mine?

Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.

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